Got these quotes from a blog that just lost its owner.

• God was showing off when he made you.
• I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
• You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear. -haha-
• Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night